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Paddle Happy 2024

Join the world’s best
canoe & kayak trips!

Paddle from one live music performance to the next.

$99
Deposit

Our Bad Adventures team works hard to build special Pennsylvania river adventures. We call them Paddle Happy trips. We curate the sections we paddle for interesting features and fantastic scenery. We agonize over making them entertaining with live music and fun activities. And we go crazy over the food and basecamps.

The true magic is in the community that surrounds Paddle Happy. We’re a community that welcomes new paddlers. We’re a community obsessed with making our adventures as safe as possible. And we’re a community who love and support one another.

Christine A. from Philadelphia sums it up best: “Bad Adventures creates an ethos that transcends the typical group trip.”

I feel proud to be part of that ethos.

And I feel even prouder of the million ways my teammates—and this paddling community—consummately embody that ethos.

Come find out what the fuss is all about. Join us on a Paddle Happy river trip. I’ll see you on the water!

Bad Adventures founder

It’s time for the time of your life!

Cut loose! Join a river battle with water guns blazing or win the Pirate Pageant captain’s hat.

In our guided format, the rivers we paddle are appropriate for beginners, experts, and everyone in between. Whether you’re new to kayaking or you’re an experienced, swashbuckling river rat, you’ll fit right in.

Tap your boat to the beat!

We canoe and kayak from one live music performance to the next. The 2024 Music Lineup includes authentic blues, funk-rock, singer-songwriter classics, and can’t-help-but-sing-along covers.

A new musical artist performs for us at every stop along the river.

A comfy basecamp & delicious meals

Get your glamp on! Our tents can remain pitched for the whole trip. We return to basecamp every night.

Indulge in tasty lunches, dinners, breakfasts, and snacks. Bring on the yum!

Amazing guides

Paddle Happy trips are guided by Bad Adventures. The team creates an atmosphere that welcomes new paddlers and promotes safety, while not stifling experienced members of the community.

…They care tremendously about making everyone comfortable—both on water and land. Besides which, the leaders and staff are fun and engaging people who take the time to get to know everyone…

Gail M. from Silver Spring, MD
after Paddle Happy: Schuylkill 2023

I cannot say enough positive things about this trip and Bad Adventures. The friendliness and welcoming nature of Matt and his staff was such a wonderful experience. From the moment we checked in until the morning we left, the staff was so approachable and helpful…

Marta B. from Mays Landing, NJ
after Paddle Happy: Schuylkill 2023

Paddle Happy
Schuylkill 2024

Presented With
Explore Schuylkill logo

Thursday, May 30

Reconnect with old friends and make new ones, as we move into basecamp. Let the hor d’oeuvres and camp games begin!
Check-in open
3:00—7:00 PM
Dinner
6:00 PM
Performance by Phyllis Sands
7:30 PM

Friday, May 31

Lush, wooded scenery surrounds us from Schuylkill Haven to Port Clinton. In the afternoon, we paddle a fun, splashy drop, called “The Chutes.”
Breakfast
7:00—8:00 AM
Late arrival check-in open
7:00—8:00 AM
Buses depart for the put-in
8:30 AM

On-Water

Morning paddle to lunch in Landingville
RM 120.0 to RM 113.4
6.6 mi
Performance by Jay Smar
Afternoon paddle to take-out in Port Clinton
RM 113.4 to RM 102.3
11.3 mi
Day total: 17.9 mi
Check-in open
5:45—7:00 PM
Dinner
6:00 PM
Performance by Smokehouse 4
7:30 PM

Saturday, June 1

We explore a gorgeous river valley from Port Clinton to Leesport.
Breakfast
7:00—8:00 AM
Late arrival check-in open
7:00—8:00 AM
Buses depart for the put-in
8:30 AM

On-Water

Morning paddle to lunch in Perry Township
RM 102.3 to RM 95.5
6.8 mi
Performance by Kj Reimensnyder-Wagner
Afternoon paddle to take-out in Port Clinton
RM 95 to RM 89.7
5.8 mi
Day total: 12.6 mi
Dinner
6:00 PM
The 2nd Annual Dr. James Van Horn & Trace Pheasantry Pirate Pageant
7:00 PM
Performance by The Busker Incognito Trio
7:30 PM

Sunday, June 2

We experience the twists and turns of the rarely-paddled lower Maiden Creek, before reuniting with the Schuylkill. Our adventure together culminates with the wave train of Kelly’s Rapid. We finish in Reading and say our misty-eyed goodbyes.
Breakfast
7:00—8:00 AM
Safety demonstration at put-in near basecamp
9:00 AM

On-Water

Morning paddle to lunch in Muhlenberg Township
CM 2.1 to RM 86.8 to RM 83.3
5.6 mi
Performance by Payton Renee
Paddle to take-out in Reading
RM 83.3 to RM 74.6
8.7 mi
Day total: 14.3 mi

Paddle Happy
Juniata 2024

Presented With
Northcentral Pennsylvania Conservancy logo

Friday, June 14

Time to settle into our Millerstown basecamp. Spiffy, new pavilion? Check. Riverside fire pit? Check. Performance amphitheater? Absolutely. This is gonna be good!
Check-in open
3:00—7:00 PM
Dinner
6:00 PM
Performance by The Whiskeyhickon Boys
7:30 PM

Saturday, June 15

To the river! Once we float out of Mifflin and Mifflinton, pastoral scenes dominate the foreground while rolling ridges anchor the horizon.
Breakfast
7:00—8:00 AM
Late arrival check-in open
7:00—8:00 AM
Depart for the Mifflin put-in (25 min drive)
8:00—8:20 AM

On-Water

Morning paddle to lunch in Thompsontown
RM 34.1 to RM 22.7
11.4 mi
Performance by Shine Delphi
Afternoon paddle to Millerstown basecamp
RM 22.7 to RM 16.6
6.1 mi
Day total: 17.5 mi
Drivers’ shuttle buses depart for Mifflin
9 minutes after the last boat reaches basecamp
Dinner
6:00 PM
Performance by Hannah Bingman Duo
7:30 PM

Sunday, June 16

A short morning to lunch in the lovely borough of Newport leaves an afternoon marked by fun ledge rapids on our way to the take-out.
Breakfast
7:00—8:00 AM
Safety demonstration at basecamp put-in
9:30 AM

On-Water

Morning paddle to lunch in Newport
RM 16.6 to RM 12.3
4.3 mi
Performance by Don Shappelle & Don Sennett
Afternoon paddle to Duncannon take-out
RM 12.3 to RM 2.2
10.1 mi
Day total: 14.4 mi
Drivers’ shuttle buses depart for basecamp
4 minutes after the last boat reaches the take-out
The Busker Incognito Trio
The Busker Incognito Trio
Jay Smar
Jay Smar
Kj Reimensnyder-Wagner
Kj Reimensnyder-Wagner
2024 Music Lineup
Shine Delphi
Shine Delphi
Hannah Bingman Duo
Hannah Bingman Duo
The Whiskeyhickon Boys
The Whiskeyhickon Boys
Don Shappelle & Don Sennett
Don Shappelle & Don Sennett
Phyllis Sands
Phyllis Sands
Smokehouse 4
Smokehouse 4
Payton Renee
Payton Renee

Let’s do this!

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